Hired Goons: Archive

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cordjefferson: “I can’t believe I burned down a tree older than Jesus.” A meth addict in Florida climbed into the fifth oldest tree in the world to get high and ended up burning it to the ground. Someone should write a short story about this. Will it be me? something something burning bush.

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A: "are you an artist?"

ME: "I am art."

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“We’d feel both at the same time, which would take 8 minutes to happen....”

– JP asked Ariana (who is a physicist) what would happen if the sun just went out.

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woman eats 4,000 sponges. →

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Man Drinks Gasoline From Jar, Lights Up, Dies:... →

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I just saw two people of differing ethnicities hanging out without a white person OMG NYC is sooooo crazy you guys.

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definitely just saw someone look around to make sure someone was watching when he gave change to a homeless person, and that’s a bummer.

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That Moment

when you make a joke about your night in jail and your friend is Phil Spector’s daughter.

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the only silver lining to this whole friend/apartment debacle is the jokes about NYC real estate I’m going to come up with.

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here you will find 19 Skrillex songs played at... →

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“Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking...”

– J.D Salinger

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pro-tips: the perfect date

the perfect date with someone is, in fact, browsing a flea market. First of all you’re not tied to a table staring at someone you just met from a distance of three feet; there are people to mock and bounce off of. Also you get an idea of their tastes, interests and general reactions to a wide variety of cultural ephemera: are you going to date someone who has a penchant for antique cookie...

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